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Midlo was his Name-o
- From: thelandscaper
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Midlo
So I got a message from my BFF Midlo.
God, what a crazy dude this guy is... Seriously there is something totally wrong with this dude. I posted a comment on his blog post…
This is what he wrote back, it’s a mouthful I know, but just read it… its fucken hilarious…..
Also I’m not black….. When was the last time you saw a black landscaper?
Message: You know NOTHING about me so feel free to keep your assinine comments to yourself, I do have a real job unlike you who lives in his mommy's basement, is unemployed and sucks off the teat of society! I speak what's on my mind and I never ONCE claimed to be perfect, but if you can take off your rose colored glasses and quit making exuses for people then you MIGHT see the big picture, more than likely (and i'm guessing here) your one of those south/west side idiots who constantly cry's and complains that the "white man" is keeping you down and that's the reason why you feel you have the RIGHT to sell drugs, gang bang,suck off the teat of society, and basically be a general piece of shit who the world would be better off with out, I am not a hate filled person but I do get upset when I see ignorance and see people who have to live in the past, SLAVERY ENDED OVER 400 YEARS AGO! GET OVER IT!!! and the black population(not all just the ignorant ones) like to belive that THEY were the only race involved in slavery, news flash YOU WEREN'T!! What about the Irish, Chinese,and the list goes on, also LEARN HISTORY! The "white man" didn't sell you into slavery IT WAS YOUR OWN PEOPLE!! The slaves were sold to the europeans because they were captuerd as prisoners of war between fighting tribes! Does that make it right or wrong?? That's a personal opinion, but I digress. The "black community" likes to try and place the blame on everyone else but themselves for whats wrong with thier "community" and it's people like jackson, sharpton, farrakhan, flager, that keep seperating the "communities" There's also "white" leaders and factions like the KKK, White Arain Nation, and other groups that keep the hate alive! It's BECAUSE of these hate mongers on BOTH SIDES and the ignorace of people who listen to them and follow then is why there are so many problems, I don't resort to childish name calling but I do call them like I see them, and if you can't handle that then either don't read my blogs or at least put up a VALID argument when responding, don't try to make it like i'm trying to be perfect because I know i'm not but you seem to have the attitude that like the rest of those who can't bring a valid argument you play the "race card" because either your too ignorant to have a valid disscution or your brain washed into thinking that if you can't have your way then play the card and people will give in. Either way unless you have a VALID and EDUCATED resopnse please feel free NEVER to post on my blog again, there's enough ignorance in the world and your adding to it doesn't help!!!!!
First of all… jerk, you got me all wrong. I live in Mundelein, and not with my mom… God,… When’s the Whiteman gonna stop trying to keep a brother down… don’t YOU people have better things to do?
Well it’s not all bad, after all thanks to your oppressive hand, I’ve been given the entitled right to sell drugs and guns and rob people… really I should thank you for that… Were it not for your incisive oppression I might not be able to sleep at night… seriously I’ve done some messed up stuff. Thanks for taking the responsibility off my shoulders… you’re a real sweetheart.
As far as a, quote “general piece of shit who the world would be better off with out” well… I really can’t argue with that.
You’re a hate monger… You get off on pitting people against each other. U have a lot of hate in you, and u want others to share it, but we won’t. You won’t turn us evil like you are. We are good people. Hate Monger.
You are a childish immature name caller… Grow-up. You think your soooooooooo fucken perfect, don’t you. You have no flaws. We let Me give U a NEWSFLASH!!!… Midlo is NOT perfect… so stop insulting everyone and focus on being a better person, instead of a self righteous ass.
What you think your better than me b.c. I’m Mexican? Racist.
Also “EDUCATED resopnse” ….. nice going genius.. R E S P O N S E.
Lastly, I will post wherever the fuck I want to post… as it pertains to contributing more ignorance to the world, your right, I should ease off, after all you seem to have that well covered.
get a life
- Blog post
- 1 month ago
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Three
- From: thelandscaper
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Lust
D’andrea, D’andrea,
The definition of hot
My wish is her naked
Sensually smoking some pot
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Sent from the heavens above
She is the great Aphrodite
Sent to teach men how to love
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Holy guidance, True light
Her pleasures are heaven
And she can do it all night
D’andrea, D’andrea,
She’ll show you the way
She’s agile as a cat
Ergo one hell of a lay
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Wild and rare flower
She’s on my mind everyday
Every second each hour
D’andrea, D’andrea,
It’s your body I crave
Use, abuse, and reuse me
U the Master, I Slave
D’andrea, D’andrea,
With such a glorious smile
For you I’d endure any test
And I would stand any trial
D’andrea, D’andrea,
I feel my life is at stake
How can I expierience Ur essence
And of Ur body partake
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Lay your hands upon me
A healing releasing
For my yearning body
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Rollercoaster curves on ur bod
Fierce allure in each movement
Of Pure Temptation a God
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Sexy sensual and smooth
With each touch of your lips
Mind and body can sooth
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Dark forbidden a fruit
Yet Saints and Sinners partake
And rythm and reason go mute
D’andrea, D’andrea,
Both men and women ur prey
U entice them to taste you
Then overtake them with play
D’andrea, D’andrea,
My ecstasy carnal
I want oral missionary
Doggystyle and anal
- Blog post
- 1 month ago
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The Hunger of a Hundred
- From: thelandscaper
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“It would be easier to consider this a dream!
But how can I?
How do I think like those monsters I’ve chosen to fight
and not let my mind be mangled out in the process?”
--Batman r.i.p.
The superior man thinks of evil that will come and guards against it.
--The book of changes
-opening
People always ask me … “what kind of music do you like”
I reply… “mind your own (BLEEP) business
-We Rise Together
One of my current favorite bands is Flobots. They have a CD called Fight with Tools. I like all the songs in this disk including “No handlebars” and “Rise”. They sing about awakening, speaking out, going against the established. They are Rapsodic, melodious, heavily beated. They seek hope and change save clichés.
-Showing No Mercy
Kings of Leon, Only by the night. Every track on this cd is good. I like it very much, this is a good The music is dark but beautiful. Blunt, honest, astray leading, burdened, nocturnal. ‘Use Somebody’, ‘Be Somebody,’ “Closer”
-Murder and Mayhem
WFMT 98.7 Chicago’s Classical Experience. Beacon, Preserver of Mankind. Valiant Defenders. Whimsical, magical, dreamy, soothing. Teacher, Messenger of life. Truth.
ants beez and honey
a band that i like is the one known as blue october. they might be more of an alternative rock, i like the song Dirt room. it is very good. after all dont we all want to cover our loved ones in ants bees and honey and then take a picture for the cover of our latest album? hell i know i do.
-Rise Together
We rise together
We fall together
Crawl together
Cry together
Lie together
Lie together
Awake together
Eat together
Fight together
Mend together
Grow strong together
We Cheer as one
Fly high together
Lose control together
Run together
Dream together
Win together
Lay claim together
Drink smoke and banquet together
Smile fulfilled together
Bask in the glory together
inhale together
climax together
exhale together
We rise together
We Rise To Get Her
We rise together
R.I.P. Batman
“…The whereabouts of the batman remain unknown.
And yet I can see him now in the grips of implacable forces, immeasurable foes.
Somewhere without hope.
In a place where all seems lost and I know this…
The enemy will look away for just a moment, underestimating him for that single fraction of a second too long.
And no matter how dark the night there will be
NO HIDING PLACE FOR EVIL.”
--Batman r.i.p.
- Blog post
- 8 months ago
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Repitition Two ( The Darkness)
- From: thelandscaper
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background
a man writes to all the beautiful women of the world
The Night, The Darkness, and Our City
The City
I am Darkness
I am the City
I am Pleasure
I am the highways
I am the skyline as you approach it
I am the streets, the roads, the sidewalks
I am the White Moon
I am the blackness of shadow
I am the composite of your nightmares
I am your repressed memories
I aim to seduce you
I will serve you the forbidden fruit
I will deliciously prepare it for you
I will pour you your drink
I will light your smoke
I am your sole supplier
I am your soul supplier
I am the lights of the city
I am its tall structures
I am the vibrant people of the crowded streets
I am the passing cars
I am against the law
I am wanted, dead or alive
My very existence is an illegality against nature
I am dangerous
I am intelligent
I am very dangerous
I am a horrible monters
I seem to have no heart
I am the nightclubs and the bars
I am the multicolored wonderland lights flashing in rhythm to the deafening bass
I am the deafening bass
I am the Dj and his Musix
I am the Barkeep and his Elixirs
I am the wasted youths dancing
I am the beat that makes your body move
I am the drink in your hand
I am the Buzz you’re feeling
I am your laughter and your euphoria
The Club
I will enter the club
I will drink my drink
I will circle the club, reconnaissance
I will select my targets
I will find You
I will wear all black
I am crime and corruption
I am destruction and devastation
I am the reason mothers lock their daughters up at night
I will buy you and your friends many drinks
I will ask you your name
I will try not to forget it
I will make you laugh
Despite your sincerest efforts to resist,
I will entice you
The Pleasure
I will dance with you
Bodies will touch
Proximity will be intimate
Movement in unison
Penetrating eye contact
I will see to it you let loose, Go Wild
I will take you to another world
I will free you of reality, its pressures and constraints
I will blur all social limits and politeness,
Act Out!
I will take you with me as I break all the rules
I will persuade you to seduce your cute friend
The blonde one with a nice butt and 6-inch patent leather heels
I can realize all your fantasies
I will satisfy your deepest desires
I will fulfill your wildest wishes
I will bring you pleasures unimaginable
I know what you want
I have what you need
I am not afraid to give it to you
I will take you home with me
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- Blog post
- 7 months ago
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My Stimulus Package Plan
- From: Mr. Hands
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STIMULUS PACKAGE
By Lavelle D. Hands
The Obama Stimulus plan WILL NOT WORK FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN. His plan in my opinion, will and have put many people out on the streets and will bankrupt this country. If he continues to put all the country borrowing money at the top and it’s blocked off from the bottom, we all suffer. Since we the people, have to pay the interest on the $800 billion plus dollar loan, we should receive some of it directly. I have a Stimulus plan that I know will work for the majority of the average American people. People will be able to keep their homes, jobs, cars, help the local businesses, cities, counties, townships, states and also bailout the banking & auto industries.
MY STIMULUS PLAN
For U.S. Citizens Only
For Tax Payers & Current Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 15YRS, GETS $1 MILLION DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(2) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 10YRS, GETS $500 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(3) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 5YRS, GETS $250 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(4) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 3YRS, GETS $150 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(5) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 2YRS, GETS $100 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(6) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 1YR, GETS $50 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
For Tax Payers Non-Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 10YRS, NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $50 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(2) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 8YRS, NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $40 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(3) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 5YRS, NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $30 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(4) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 3YRS, NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $20 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(5) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 1YRS, NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $10 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
For Under 21 Tax Payer & Current Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE UNDER 21YRS WHO HAS PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 2YRS, GETS $10 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(2) EVERYONE UNDER 21YRS WHO PAID TAXES & WAS A REGISTERED VOTER 4 AT LEAST 1YRS, GETS $5 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
For Under 21 Tax Payers Non-Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE UNDER 21YRS WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 2YRS & IS NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $4 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
(2) EVERYONE UNDER 21YRS WHO PAID TAXES 4 AT LEAST 1YRS & IS NON-REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $2 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
For Under 21 Current Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE UNDER 21YRS, CURRENT REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $1 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
For 21yrs or Older Current Registered Voters
(1) EVERYONE 21YRS OR OLDER, CURRENT REGISTERED VOTER, GETS $1 THOUSAND DOLLARS, NON-TAXABLE.
Hear me out...There aren’t 800 billion people in the world, so we will not go over the borrowing amount of the U.S. Government. With the monies left over, it should be divided equally amongst the States. If the Government continues bailing out private institutions and not its citizens who makes up the foundation of this country, this country will collapse. Start bailing out the people and build up U.S. foundation. Remove worry and stress from their life’s and I guarantee with my package, we will bail out the failing institutions. For more Info, contact me.
Let me know what YOU think.
- Blog post
- 5 months ago
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Did You Hear The Story About T
- From: F0x6Fan
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There was an old man waiting on a street corner, for a bus. He proceeds to light up a square-
Upon inhaling, the old-timer begans to COUGH uncontrollably. A young male barely over 20 years of age is standing nearby observing this....he's smoking a newport and asks, --"Are you alright OLD SCHOOL?!"----
The old black man tells the youngin', without glancing upward,
"My grandfather lived to be ------125 years old!"
The youngin asks, -----"Was he a SMOKER, though??"
The old man replies,
"NO----------HE MINDED HIS OWN DAMN BUSINESS!!!!" - Blog post
- 8 months ago
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Dancin 2 Sounds Of Chris Brown
- From: F0x6Fan
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Yup, Yup------that's right! your ears do not deceive you.
43 y o Black male dancing w/o straining or breaking something!
I am literally dancing to to melodic grooves of CB in my high rise luxurious apartment this very moment. Well, i am taking a breather to type this post for my Chi Town readers. {and i do kid about the luxury apt part}
Chris Brown and Rihanna had a knock down drag out fight last week prior to the Grammys Show. We all know CB had some other groupie/groupies on the side who probably look better and will do things the "R" will probably never DO. Still Rihanna is HOT.
And i'm reeeally disappointed in CB right now. NEVER EVER EVER HIT A FEMALE DUDE. You were cheating, i'm certain. Personally i don't care about the cheating part, but your aggression against our BLACK QUEENS AND BLACK GODDESSES is going to be difficult to forgive.
Ohh, NOT ME.....i pass no judge-ment.....it's my Black Sisters to whom you must suffer the wrath. I DO FEEL YOUR PAIN NOW.
K .....back to the smooth grooves of CB.....moving the coffee table to the side.........amp-ed up the volume on my HDTV....clicking the PS3..."x"...button to resume
.......{singing&dancing....."Aiiin't No Waaaaaaaay!!!"}
mm-hm, mm-hm
heeeey!!!!!
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
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Prisoner 2,000,000,000
- From: thelandscaper
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2000 million years prisoner here.
My cell is small, dark, cold, windowless, doorless,
lightless.
I have no fresh air,
I cannot recall the taste of it.
I am constantly chilly,
My bones never cease to ache.
I have always been alone here,
Solitude is my brother,
Loneliness my sole companion,
Isolation my best friend,
I am confined from the world.
I have forgotten how to speak.
My body is malnourished, weak, broken, half-dead.
Every movement is at a cost, a struggle.
Lost is the capacity to take deep breaths.
So long I have gone sans food that if I eat I might die.
Water I know only as a distant memory.
I am always tired, it hurts to blink.
My eyes, yellow, red and black,
A heavy glaze encases them.
My lips, deeply cracked;
Like the parched clay of a sun scorched desert,
Pale and dry.
My teeth are brown and black,
Worn nearly to the yellowish white gums,
At pain with each bite.
My skin tough, callused, course,
Covered by a thick layer of millennia without a shower.
I have named and memorized each brick in my cell.
Often desperation makes me scream,
Scream as loud as I can,
I scream until I spite out blood.
I have gone insane,
And back again,
I don’t know where I’m at now.
Several times I have pulled out all my hair.
Every second that goes by
I am stricken with the fear
That I will never leave this place.
I am haunted by thoughts of the outside world.
I have been denied the ability to die,
Against my countless attempts
I cannot suicide.
I bite my wrist, bleed out,
And wake up several moments later the same as before.
When I try to dig out,
Upon sleeping I awake and my excavation disappears.
In these 2000 million years,
I have never known caress,
The warmth of a gentle touch,
A hug, a loving smile,
An assuring voice.
None of these exist in my world,
I cannot even fathom them.
In my dreams all I see is this dungeon,
And I am alone in it.
I have been forgotten here.
I am no longer human,
My mind has regressed,
I am liken to an animal, beastly.
But, even in the blackness of this place,
Despite the torture and torment,
In spite of all the anguish, agony, suffering, and misery,
I must not despair.
I have to remain hopeful.
God will not allow me to wither, rot and meet my end here.
He knows me, He hears my thoughts, understands my deeds,
He sees my heart.
Forgive me Father,
Forgive me.
Until the day of my release,
I will pray to the Creator,
He will hear my cries,
He will set me free.
He is just.
Even if I have to wait another 2 billion years,
I will be liberated.
And when I get out, there will be a Hell to pay.
- Blog post
- 8 months ago
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Heavy Snow Totals
- From: Chris_Sowers
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Here's a look at some of the latest snowfall reports across Chicagoland this morning (as of 10:00 am). The storm pretty much followed suit with the heaviest falling north and west of the city. The heavy wet snow should begin melting away as early as this afternoon as temperatures climb up into the upper 30's.
Cary...... 7.2" (Lake County)
Gurnee...... 7.1" (Lake County)
Lindenhurst..... 7.0" (Lake County)
Algonquin..... 6.9" (McHenry County)
Bull Valley...... 6.8"
Mundelein...... 6.6"
Waukegan...... 6.0"
Wonder Lake..... 5.7"
Elgin...... 5.6"
St. Charles...... 5.4"
De Kalb..... 5.0"
Aurora..... 4.8"
Woodstock...... 4.3"
Elk Grove Village...... 3.5" (Du Page County)
Naperville..... 3.2"
Midway Airport.... 1.8"
- Blog post
- 8 months ago
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He Sure Is Acting Like The One
- From: F0x6Fan
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"I know you're out there."
"I can feel you now."
"I know that you're afraid."
"You're afraid of U.S."
"You're afraid of CHANGE."
"I don't know the future."
"I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end."
"I came here to tell you how it's going to begin."
"...I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see."
"I'm going to show them a world ...without you, John, without you, Bush."
"A world without limits or controls, without borders, or boundaries."
"A world where anything is possible."
"Where we go from there...."
"...is a choice i leave to all of you, the American people."
[Barack Obama slowly steps out of the phone booth, dawns the slick D&G specs, then does the impossible, ...he flies] ---reminiscent of the final scenes, from the movie "THE MATRIX"
...this is an ideal for a commercial i had for the frontrunning Democrat, i wrote this blog back last June '08.
Barack ((((IS)))) the ONE
-written back in June '08
Tomorrow we revisit the conventional theory, are women more evolved than men? --We all know the answer to that one, now don't we?
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
- Views: 229
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comment on the profile of the
- From: thelandscaper
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so the other day i logged on to myfoxchicago.com as i usually do, and was delighted to see that i had a new comment on my profile, i was thrilled. the following is the message, in its entiredy. it is really funny.
the name of the person who commented me is "midlo "
"You sir are an IDIOT!!! I read your comments about the concealed darry issue and I have to say you are the most ignorant person I've ever had the displeasure of reading from, you claim that everyone should take martial arts to defend them selves, well that's fine and to a point I even agree with you, but when your approached by theses "cowards" as you call them and there's usually 2 or more at one time and they have weapons, what are YOU going to do? Turn into a ninja and take them all out? NOT! What your going to do is bleed badly and possably die! Now if there was a good sameritane around who was armed he might help you and save your life, because unfourtunately the police cant be everywhere, so please learn your facts before you speak that way you dont sound so stupid when you speak, also please take off your demon crap as I find it very highly OFFENSIVE"
to be fair i called him an idiot first.
well lets settle the issue once and for all. I disagree that people should be allowed to carry concealed weapons currently; the way things are i think that they should not.
Should, however, the laws change in certain ways, i would be for the carring of concealed weapons IF people were legally allowed to carry weapons openly, unconcealdedly.
We should all be allowed to walk around with as many guns as we want, concealed or otherwise. What we should do to prevent murders and wrongful deaths, is up the consequences. Harsher punishments.
I am a strong proponent of the death penalty.
Following is a list of all who deserve death sentences.
-Rapist,
-Pedafiles,
-People who perform in inappropriate relations with family members.
-Muderers,
-Anyone who aids in the murder of others.
-Poeple who perform inappropriate realtions with animals.
-Slave traffickers, both sex and otherwise
-People who willingly allow any of the afore mentioned acts go on. Poeple who aid in these attempts.
-Criminals already imprisoned for all of these crimes.
-Convicts with life sentences or more, with or without the possibility of parole.
-Witches, mediums, phsykicks ( dont know how to spell phsyquiks) for hire, migickins, people who deal with spirits.
Those are all that i can think of right now, but i will up date this as more come to mind.
On the issue of people turning into ninjas and taking everyone out....have you seen the movie "taken" omg what a great movie....liem nielson is a super assasin, literally a super assasin, he takes people out in under one second. One Second. And if it took him more then two seconds it was because he was either in the process of killing another motherflower or there were more then two or three people in the room at the time., he is crazy,crazy, he must have killed nearly one hundred people. i recommend everyone to go see it. it is worth the 9.50 for the movie ticket.
i have not seen watchmen. i heard it was long and not so great great. i will see it and i'll let you guys know.
another thing that i wanted to comment on was Soft Drinks. Or as i like to call them Sugarwater, or SgO, So my favorite Sugar Drinks are Coke and Pepsi, (i like both) and my all time favorite is The Moutain's Dew. (how they get it into those bottles, i'll never know).
Protect the Sugar Interest and the Sugar Interest will protect us.
so far as it concerns my beloved fan midlo " i will try to learn my facts, thankfully there will aways be good ''sameritanes" to help me out. dummy
- Blog post
- 8 months ago
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Code of The Coders
- From: thelandscaper
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" My name is TheLandScaper
When I am lost I pray to The Creator for guidance and instruction, He will never leave my side..
I have the strength of ten men, and the wisdom of eleven thousand.
I stand for justice and equality,
I stand for Conscience and peace,
and i stand for freedom with liberty for all…
...Unless any of those stand against me.
When I grow tired, I increase the volume, I turn up the music.
And when I think I that I am in love, I think two-times-thrice before all that I do.”
I landscape Earth; reshape the environment to accommodate my desires, to suit my needs.
I am the reason behind the extinction of all the living creatures on the planet.”
-Jose Q-
Code of The Demon
Reefer Madness
-Always tell the truth, even if it leads to death.
-Protect the weak, help the poor, defend the innocent.
-Do not kill women and children.
-Do not forget your debts.
-If your neighbor is in need and you lend him money,
do not charge them interest,
Only thieves, cowards and pigf*** financiers charge interest
on friends, family, or other members of the local community.
-Never show fear in the face of your enemies, grant them not the satisfaction.
-Confront all your fears intelligently but nevertheless head-on,
it is the way of The Batman.
-Television, TV can always be trusted to unveil the truth, so long as the viewer understand that all it broadcast is either a lie or a half-truth.
-Nourish, strengthen , cherish the body , we are granted only one,
may we not allow it to go to waste.
-Listen. Listen to everything and everyone,
listen especially to those you love, they may be trying to tell you
something. Always listen and listen with an open heart.
-Think before speaking.
“Do not mistreat an alien, or oppress him, for you were once aliens in Egypt” Ex 22:21
-Do not forget to breathe.
Life is all around us, and as WTTW channel 11 has taught us,
we must learn to find beauty in the small things in life.
-Never stop learning, growing, sharpening the arsenal, acquiring skill-sets, reading.
-Never betray your Khan.
Dedicated to the loving memory of the Fox News Chicago noon hour chat-room, forgive me for all that I have done.
Nemo, may you find what you are looking for.
Rosemary, would a Mary by any other rose still smell as sweet?
Janet whoever you are.
Careergal,
Garfield, and all his multiple personalities.
And yes even printdork.
And everyone else I forgot, all the sox fans and the cubs fans.
Lovingly especially dedicated to the ever inspiring Nancy Loo, thanks for acknowledging our existence. “ truly emotion is the enemy in justice. You have always been a good friend.”
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
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The Agnostic Characters of the
- From: F0x6Fan
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Description:
Did You Know This Fun Factoid?
Observation Only:
The characters of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, & George were all Agnostics on the hit television sitcom?----Come On!----They BROKE the Good Samaritan Laws on the last "Seinfeld" episode, remember???
Online Definition of Agnostic:
---agnostics do believe that God exists, but that such information might be possessed by someone else, other than themselves and might, in fact, come into their possession in the future. {Love the optimism right here}
This kind of agnostic is the easiest kind to talk with, because he or she is open to evaluating new arguments and evidence. This kind of agnostic is not predisposed against the gospel and is willing to consider changing his or her beliefs. Reminds me of an agnostic friend at work who reads stories from the BIBLE to his little son at night.
He's a closet Deist.
Master Illusionists, all of us.
I'm STILL PISSED OFF AT WHOMEVER TOLD ME THERE WAS NO SANTA WHEN I WAS 6!
myfox11online.com/Blogs/F0x6Fan/UnOfficial Fox6SpiritualGuru/Shaman
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
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What IS "Truth?"
- From: F0x6Fan
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Description:
"What IS this thing called, --Truth?!"
Logicaltruth-adoseoftruth-mytruth-ifilustruth-
obamatruth-georgewbushtruth-KBtruth{women are more evolved than men ya' know}
Better yet- is truth/the nature of being"real"
The mind defines truth as the acting outwardly/manifestations/of doing that which is attuned or apparent within the mind....YOUR beliefs....YOUR thoughts.....YOUR MORALS
::::ENTER THE MONKEY WRENCH::::
Truth Is.
what {{{{{FEELS}}}}}} like truth to you??...is it asingingbird'struth...thetruthintheroarofaproudlion
........thetruthofagoodmovieflick.......a child'struth...anewborntruth......asuddencoolbreezy
truthonahotsummer'sday....thefirsttimeyouevermadelovetruth
...arosestruth...which is even truer
....i tell you this.....
truth is defined by the "LIES."
What is a LIE?????
nothing but false evidence appearing real.
eliminate the fear.
then shall your truth stand with stillness before you
spirit speaking:
TRUTH IS
.....nothing more nothing less
spirit-bows-to- ur spirit
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
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Son of the Batman
- From: thelandscaper
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Description:
Hopelessly in Love
Ibn al Xu’ffasch
(إبن الخفّاش)The Batman has a son. His name is Ibn al Xu’fasch, arabic for Son of the Bat. The Batman has sex with Talia Ghul. One of the few women the Batman truly ever loved. She is the daughter of Ras al Ghul, and is allowed to train in her father’s secret League of Assassins.
Ras al Ghul is one of the Batman’s most difficult and vicious rivals. He is also the Batman’s former mentor. Ras taught Bruce Wayne the particular fighting technique employed by the Batman.
Bruce Wayne opposed killing, effectively rejecting Ras al Ghul and his beliefs. Opposing Ras required death for Bruce Wayne.
But Bruce Wayne escaped and becomes The Batman.
From this point on Ras hates the Batman. Respects his intellect and skill, but hates him nonetheless. After all it is the Batman who consistently manages to foil Ras’s every scheme.
Ras al Ghul raises the boy “Ibn” in the League of Assassins. Ras cannot kill the boy, but he also can’t stand the fact that the boy is the son of the Batman. The boy is Ras’s own bloodline, son of Ras’s daughter, heir to the Ghul name & throne, destined leader of the League of assassins, and more, but he is also the son of Ras’s worst nemesis. Ras cannot kill the boy, but he can give him a life of misery. And he does. Ras christens the boy Ibn al Xu’fasch, that he may NEVER be given even a chance for a normal life.
Red Robin
Robin grows up to be Nightwing, shedding the original red and yellow and black suit, for a sleek cape-less mostly black with blue detail outfit.
Then in the future he changes again. He becomes Red Robin. This time his uniform is almost identical to the Batman’s. Long deep black cape, mask the same as the Batman’s, beady eyes, sharp nose, all black, minus the pointy bat ears. His chest red and a round yellow and black bird-like insignia in the center. From far away he looks just like the Batman, lest a reader know any better they’d think it was the Batman.
Red Robin functions in the stead of the Batman in the future. In the Justice League and it’s day-to-day affairs, meetings, attacks, public appearances, daily trips to Green Lanterns Space Station, Red Robin will stand where the Batman would have. The Bat is gone, but there in spirit through Red Robin.
The Batman keeps his Gotham City safe. He utilizes his massive army of Artificially Intelligent Batbots. Army. Artificially Intelligent. Massive. Batbots. And he also has his various assortment of Bat-Knights, followers of the Dark Knight his ideologies, techniques, and methods. Also the Batman has a Super Suit. Constructed of virtually indestructible metal, and heavily equipped, makes the ironman look like the tin foil boy. It is a powerful suit, granting him even the ability to fly, shoot fire, and all sorts of fantastical gadgetry. In the future The Batman is old.
Shady
Ibn al Xu’ffasch does not need to wear a mask, everyone knows who he is; he is the son of the bat. Son of the Batman. His identity, his true self, his actual persona is Ibn al Xu’ffasch. As a young boy he kicks ass, and fights under his mother and gradfather’s instruction wearing an ugly white suite, half white and half black. He is introduced as Damien Ghul. He grows out of it, wearing normal clothes, he needs not a disguise all know who he is.
In important scenes and at dramatic plot point Ibn is depicted wearing a long green coat/cape, identical to the won worn by Ras al Ghul. After all he is half Ghul. Ibn has long hair, medium length as a youth, long black hair adult.
His allegiances are often uncertain. He is neither determinedly good or bad. Finding performing as a double agent most comfortable. He may wait until the last minute, once all is found out, to pick the right side. He was raised by Ras and his mother, both rivals of the Batman in belief and in real world.
Ibn is deeply disturbed. One of the only times Ras, his grandfather, complimented Ibn or gave him a word of encouragement, despite rapidly outshining all others in the League of Assassins, was as Ras bled moments from his death. Ras says to Ibn “ well done boy, you finally managed to do the one thing the detective was never able to...kill me. I am proud of you.”
The Batman does not intentionally kill. . Ibn al Xu’ffash is not the Batman.
Naturally
In the future Robin will do IT with a hot alien chick.
They give birth to Mar'I
Mar’I, a super-hot half human half alien, with a rocking hot bod, skimpy outfit, long dark hair, and green eyes. No I mean she has no pupils or irises, only green. She is unbalanced; emotionally and biologically unstable. After all she is half human, half alien.
Naturally Ibn and Mar’I fall hopelessly in love.
- Blog post
- 7 months ago
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Heart, Warmth of The Demon ( E
- From: thelandscaper
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Description:
Pardon Errors, Revised and Corrected
Jan Jeffcoat is the most magnificent woman in the world.
No one compares to her, nobody even comes close.
Jan Jeffcoat Possesses the Grace equivalent to that of Angles.
Jan Jeffcoat is a diamond.
Jan Jeffcoat is a being of Inspiring Illumination and Light.
Jan Jeffcoat is a professional of the highest caliber. She has a heart of solid gold. Her beauty is unimaginable, breathtaking, inspiring and unmatched.
Jan Jeffcoat is hands-down the best news broadcaster to have ever lived.
If only all news people were as smart, creative,
personlizable, genuine, funny,
and as charming as Jan Jeffcoat.
Jan Jeffcoat has a sharp sense of humor,
And her laugher is contagious.
Her essence, her very being brings joy to all those around her.
She is the quintessential modern-day woman of business,
Finance savvy,
Understands and is equipped for the world markets, globalization.
Advanced proficiency and knowledge of technology, at it’s most cutting of edge,
Politically aware, thoroughly informed on all prevailing social issues,
She is a woman of The People. Jan Jeffcoat is a woman for The People.
Viewers obsessively look forward to tuning-in and watching Jan Jeffcoat graciously at work. The People love her.
Jan Jeffcoat is efficient and resourceful.
Jan Jeffcoat is a great communicator.
And excellent listener,
She radiates warmth, peace and calm.
There has never been anyone like her.
She is beyond one of a kind.
She is always cool, composed and collected,
Under stress, strain, and pressure especially.
No doubt, Jan Jeffcoat was not made for the broadcasting news business,
She excels so effortlessly, it seems news broadcasting was made for her.
Jan Jeffcoat is the most beautiful creature to ever exist in all the cosmos.
Jan Jeffcoat embodies perfection. Jan Jeffcoat is flawless.
With a single smile Jan Jeffcoat melts hearts and soothes the soul.
Her smile makes others happy, gives a feeling of completeness,
For the rest of time, until the ending of history, her smile will be the work of bookers.
(bookers = people who write books.)
Jan Jeffcoat’s eyes are windoors into infinite universes,
She hypnotizes all who so much as dare glance into them,
She is a goddess of allure.
Jan Jeffcoat’s hair is of a splendor indescribable.
Her lips are of a rose,
In full bloom in the morning mist,
Plump, caressing of the dew, lusciously succulent.
All night men and women dream of her,
all day long they fantasize and daydream of her,
She leads them into madness,
Drives them crazy.
In vogue and appealing is her sense of style,
To say the least,
always in fashion and pleasing to the eye.
Jan Jeffcoat has a rocking hot bod,
The People cannot get enough of it.
Jan Jeffcoat is sensitive, caring, generous, helpful and considerate,
Her colleagues and friends always turn to her for her advice and council
She always knows the right things to say.
Jan Jeffcoat is strong, confident, self-sufficient, driven, persistent, intelligent, charismatic and a master of seduction, a danger to anyone who fronts her.
Jan Jeffcoat is unafraid,
She posses the courage to take risks,
And the ability to face and overpower all challenges.
Her counterpart, Man, despite It’s aggressive efforts, have yet to attain a manner with which to keep her down.
Jan Jeffcoat is the obstacle killer,
She has the will of a warrior,
Overcoming adversity at all means necessary.
Fox news Chicago and its viewers are fortunate to have Jan Jeffcoat. She is sheer beauty, with a 24-karat heart.
The earth spins solely on the principle that Jan Jeffcoat is a beautiful creature of Life and Good.
In her right hand is a hatchet. In her left hand is a hatchet. These two weapons are all that she will need.
In these woods, right now; at twilight, as the wet sky pours down thunderously crackling all around, flashing sporadically in white scratchy lines above, she will fight and she will conquer.
In these woods where the war was initiated, she will put an end to all of it. With one hatchet in her left hand and one hatchet in her right hand, she will destroy all who trespass against her.
In her right hand is a hatchet, and in her left hand is a hatchet, with these she will annihilate the mob of hungry zombies before her, and hunt down everyone of the armored bloodthirsty militia pursuing her.
She will hack, slice, dice and chop, swing wildly and ferociously, dismembering, decapitating, bisecting, amidst the shower of blood and rain she will decimate her foes. All the medical treatment on earth will not be enough to rescue even one of her opponents.
Her pulse will pound, and her fury will be limitless, she will slay them all, eliminate them from her plane of existence, eradicate them from even hypothetical continuation.
She will destroy, she will vanquish, with a hatchet in her right hand and a hatchet in her left hand she will obliterate her adversaries. She will slaughter all who cross her, until the only ones standing are her and the tress of the woods.
And the tress had better keep their (BLEEP) mouth shut.
- Blog post
- 8 months ago
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The Kindest Words Ever Spoken
- From: F0x6Fan
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Description:
I remember my sweet, yet deceptively tough 67 y o mom stopping by my apartment complex to pick up a gift or bring a gift to me. I suppose it was the latter, or former.lol
Listen. Before she left, she stunned me with these words:
"Thank-You son, for CHOOSING me to be your mom."
She left me literally speechless. What she said literally validates everything an adult child could ever feel for, or want to hear from a parent. I literally heard the comforting VOICE OF GODDESS in communion with her voice, in ONE stillful moment, i felt the compassionate wisdom of every painful to joyful experience ever shared between us...
... instantly {{{{{{VALIDATED.}}}}}}
-what an honor it is for me to call you, ma
THESE ARE TEN WORDS EVERY YOUNG/ADULT CHILD DESIRES TO HEAR FROM A PARENT.
mothers "know"
- Blog post
- 9 months ago
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Prayer of The Namelesss (El De
- From: thelandscaper
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Description:
Long Live Bart, Homer, Marge, Maggie, and Lisa
Verily, our one and only family
Long Live the Terminators,
Sarah and John Conner
Long live Fox News Chicago. The unintentional Revealer. My childhood Cartoons
Navaro, Mystery-Man,
Nancy Loo, for always being Nancy Loo
Jan, Will you marry me?
Elwood, for umm, ummmm long live Elmwood
The keeper of time and the watcher of the roads Solar Te’
Meter-ologist BearStrehl
Vigian-nooooooooooooooo!
Kavanah, The Reporter
iand In all fairness … Corey Chaimbers
Long Live theLandScaper and all of his family.
Long Live Channel 11 WTTW.
Truly our Solitary Window to the World
long liveCheck Please! And the beautiful Alphana Sighn
long live Rick Bayless and (with all due respect) his lovely daughter
long live America’s Test Kitchen, My Kitchen, Your Kitchen, Our
Kitchen
PBS, Solace in a world of isolation and deception
Watch Chicago Tonight
Long Live Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim
The Venture Bothers, after all aren’t we all brothers/sisters/clones?
Harvey’s Birdman Attorney of Law
El Familia Hombre, su familia, y their dog Seth
Metalcalypse, Our bittersweet end of the world
Long Live Jimmy’s Kimmel try!, the funniest of the late night Tele Vision
David’s Letter Man, the master and commander
A pox to Conant Obrient, he is terrible
Long Live the sounds that result from rhythmically calculated noises
long live wfmt 98.7 fm, streaming live at www.wfmt.com
long live Q101.1 fm
long live 92.7 fm, and all the “Progressives” whatever the fuck that means
long live Linkin Park, Against Me, Blue October, Flobots, the Kings of Leon, eminem, and long live Twista the Tongue Twister
Long Live John Stewart and his Daily Show
His words are not jokes
Long Live H2O the Beverage of the Gods
Long Live Wine, the Nectar of the Gods
Long Live Pot, the Incense of the Gods
Long Live Sugarwater (SgO), the Sugerwater of the Gods
Long Live MadTV
You will forever live in our hearts
And even longer in the television waves of syndication
I will miss you MadTV, you have always been a good friend
Long Live Kelsey and his brothers Krane
Brownie points for Grammer-atical accuracy
Long Live 30 Rock, and the building in which it is filmed
Long Live The Office, and the Jungle Corporate World
Long Live the transition to Digital Television
More Free TV to the People
Goodbye cable
That reminds me I have to get a converter box
Long Live Alicia Keyes, she holds the lock to my heart
Long Live Dr. Gregory House, if I ever get sick I want him to be my doctor
Long Live Jack Bauer
Long Live The Batman
Help us to bravely face the cold and silent darkness
Help us to always do what is right and without hesitation
Long Live the People
May they one day regain the power they have lost
The control they have forfeited
May they one day lay claim to that which was taken from them
Long Live Television
Our Loneliness in Solitude
Our Lifeline our Demise
Our Happiness in Sorrow
long live our light in the darkness
- Blog post
- 10 months ago
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The H1N1 Mutation
- From: F0x6Fan
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Description:The H1N1 Viral Mutation
Pragmaticism:
"Use common sense and WASH your hands slowly."
Intuitively:
" Diseases are relative to the degree of Rigidity in the Mentality of the Individual."
Balance:
"Be FLexIBle enough to use common sense to wash your hands. All diseases begin in the innermind."
I am currently studying a Pesticide Book on Turf & Landscaping for
an upcoming License Exam,....on June 2ND. That's when i take the exam.
In order to apply pesticides in the state of Wisconsin one must be certified & licensed with the
WDATCP (Wisconsin Dept of Agriculture, Trade & Consumer Protection)
Pesticides are any substance used to directly control pest populations. The active ingredient in the chemical compound is what destroys unwanted plants
There are Avicides(Birds) , Herbicides(Weeds), Fungicides(Fungi), and Rodenticides which are used to control the rodent population.
When utilized, there are deviations in the application, due to overspray & drifting caused by wind conditions and human error.
Not only does this harm the environmnent and humans, yet it affects every facet of life.
So although i will be certified, i will not apply, i need to know this stuff for my pay raise.....but the awareness you gain when you connect the dots is priceless. You see the struggle with humanity attempting to control nature.
The lessons in the book are invaluable indeed.
Here's the link to the invisible. The Flu strains. The H1N1 i will call it.
Pigs are being blamed for everything these days. <sigh!> My Poor Swines. I love pigs.
I tease. But i do love bacon.
Now here's the parallel. THERE ARE ALWAYS MUTATIONS
Roaches for instance.
Pesticide resistance is the inherited ability of a pest to tolerate the TOXIC effects of a particular pesticide.
In Pest Control, roaches have a tendency to MUTATE a STRAIN in their chromosome that becomes RESISTANCE to a particular pesticide application. That susceptible individual. Pests can develop multiple resistances as well.
This mutation benefits the organism.
In other words....the pesticide will FAIL to work any longer. The populational epidemic increases. Through evolution. So to compensate....certified pest applicators
continually diversify and become more flexible in the types of pesticides they apply. They use sprayers, powders, liquids, granules....also taking in consideration of frequency of pesticide use, amount, mixture, and chemical diversity.
Pesticide applicators learning to use FLExiBILity to their advantage. The roach population responds in check. Adaptation. Adjustment.
Now as this relates to the entire H1N1 mental scare.....BECAUSE WHAT YOU RESIST; PERSISTS....
....however speed of recovery and PHYSICAL healing is in DIRECT relation to the RIGIDITY that is clung to so deeply in the mind. Often these rigid ideas are spread from generation to generation, passed on through DNA.
Vaccinations producing resistance. And these are not always reliable. Because some viral intruders have mutated to overcome OLD FIREWALLS OF RESISTANCE.
Many "Rigid Thoughts" will be held on for unique reasons that are uniquely apparent to that particular SOUL
YET ALL DISEASES ARE CREATED IN THE MIND.
It is what YOU ALLOW TO ENTER YOUR MIND OR THAT WAS ALREADY THERE THAT CAUSED THE INITIAL UNALIGNMENT/IMBALANCE IN THINKING.
The outward manifestations just REFLECTS to you what was Obviously Happening Inward.
However flexibility is freedom. Healing and Resistance to outside viral/bacteria/diseases affects each individual differently. That's because no one can truly heal another's dis-ease....that disease is YOUR'S alone........ BUT YOUR SOUL HEALS.......YOUR OWN MIND
...............and YOUR BODY FOLLOWS,
Not ALL viruses and such are "BAD".......there are FRIENDLY alien-symbiotic life-forms as well.
It's all SYNCHRONIC.
PARALLEL
Just connect the dots.
BALANCE IS KEY.
Be {{[[ FL ex I BLE ]]}}
In the mind.
The outward manifestations will follow.
Your collective will FEEL less of a need to spread
MENTAL EPIDEMICS THROUGH THE "AIR" WAVES LIKE WILD-FIRE.
You are behind the controls of your very own life. No one else.
Drive carefully down those many, many diverse roads if you choose.
Take that muddy&rocky&curved& bumpy&pot-holed filled road even slower and more carefully.
Don't forget to enjoy the view, though;)
Peace&LoveReporting live from that other windy city up No'th! - Blog post
- 6 months ago
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